3507 days ago
Yesterday Conrad Windham of All Star Minerals (ASMO) showed himself to be a true comedy genius as I explained HERE. Essentially he announced that All Star (dirs. C Windham and Tomas Nugent) was in default on a loan note from U308 Holdings but that All Star was in discussions about the matter with U308.
As I pointed out, the directors of U308 are in fact C Windham and T Nugent so the discussions with themselves could be interesting – read all about it HERE.
Anyway young Conrad was forced to put out a correction late in the day. The boy is the gift that keeps on giving. In his original statement he said that U308 was ISDX listed. But apparently it is not. It delisted in June. Imagine the scene round at All Star Minerals HQ as Conrad and Tomas sit down for an afternoon freshly squeezed organic guava juice with a twist of ginseng and a pinch of ginger bought from the Nepalese fruit bar round the corner. This time Tomas paid.
“”Compadre, thanks for the GJ but I think we have a bit of a problemo with the release we put out for All Star today”.
3507 days ago
I had hitherto suggested that serial liar Liam McGrattan and his gopher at US Oil & Gas wee Brian McDonnell were the true comedy geniuses of the listed world, but they have a new challenger, young Conrad Windham of All Star Minerals (ASMO). All Star has today issued a release:
All Star announces that it has received notification of a technical default on the Convertible Loan Note ("CLN") that was issued to the Company by ISDX listed, U3O8 Holdings Plc.
The CLN which was of £46,500 principal and carried a 10% per annum coupon was issued on 8 October 2013. Under the terms the Convertible Loan Note is immediately redeemable.
The board is in communication with U3O8 Holdings Plc about the situation and will update the market in due course.
Ends
The board of All Star is Conrad Windham and Tomas Nugent.
Now what the release does not say is that the board of U308 is …..Conrad Windham and Tomas Nugent.
Er…..so let’s imagine the scene. It is 10 O’Clock in the office of All Star Minerals and Conrad wanders in with two extra skinny double shot latte’s with cinnamon toppings and pipes up: “Tomas compadre this one is on me, any mail for us today?”
“Yup” says Tomas. “I’ve just opened it. It is the letter we sent ourselves yesterday”.
“Oh”…
3951 days ago
U308 Holdings (U30P), a company set up and run by my old pal Conrad Windham provides today’s laugh of the day with a statement of pure comic brilliance. I refer to its half year results. Conman should give up on the resource stocks malarkey and do comedy for a living, this is sheer genius.
